Work History

As the ages pass, it gets even harder to keep track of the whens and wheres, much less fit them all on a resume.  I always thought a website would be the best way to archive and display, and now I have one.  Let’s give this a crack.

Employers and clients, this song is dedicated to you.

You may prefer to check the LinkedIn.  I try to keep it up to date for newer things, but they have dumb limitations, like 20 skills.  Puh-lease.  We’re going to need a bigger box.

Let’s do this:

~~ Wage Positions ~~

Good old fashioned W2s.

Bell Nursery | Seasonal Merchandiser

March 2015 – Present


  • Retail
  • Merchandising

Doing stuff:

  • Pushing plants.
  • Pitching discards.
  • Fixing numbers.
  • Long distance coordination.
  • Supervising neophytes.

Rebecca’s Natural Food | IT Administrator

June 2007 – Nov 2014


  • Retail
  • Networking
  • Point of Sale
  • User Support
  • Hardware Maintenance
  • Data Entry
  • Software Development
  • Data Research
  • Handyman

Doing Stuff:

  • Deployment and maintenance of OPOS based POS systems.
  • Analysis and deployment of proprietary software, formats, and  tools.
  • Hardware sourcing and assembly.
  • Data entry, and related team coordination.
  • Data integrity verification and maintenance.
  • General maintenance of non-technical fixtures and facilities.
  • Development of tools to bypass dysfunctional proprietary software.
  • Assisting and tutoring users with business processes and system errors.

~~ Independent Contracting ~~

Not every job comes with a boss and an accountant.  Sometimes, you get cash or a 1099 instead.

IT Services and Subcontracting

As Jolly Wizard | 2015 – Present
Anonymously | ~2003 – Present

IT Subcontracting

  • Retail Point of Sale upgrades
  • Remotely managed workstation deployments
  • Replacing thousands of laptop screws

Small Business and Retail Support

  • Retail Point of Sale upgrades
  • In home user support
  • Malware cleanup
  • Backup and recovery
  • Maintenance and upgrades
  • Web design, deployment, and maintenance
  • Viability consultation

With CrabDaddy’s | Sponge-Bob-ing

March 2015 – Present

  • Transport, setup, breakdown, & coordination
  • Cooking, frying, food preparation
  • Cashiering, customer engagement

With Blue River Woodworking | Woodworker

2008 – 2015

  • Sanding and defect analysis
  • Oils, waxes, and other finishes
  • Preparation, assembly, and installation
  • Coordinated lifting and product transport
  • Preparation, setup, breakdown, and cleanup

…More to come…