Category Archives: Nonsense

Mission Statement | Why are we here?

We’re here to rejoice in all of my tangible accomplishments, so that I can make a feel good scrapbook of all my little codies and sprinkle them with glitter and pictures of my favorite heart-throbs who have rippling furrows in their foreheads, from where I got sloppy with glue and just slapped them on there in a hormone fueled explosion and danced around the room to my favorite song, about how we’re meant for each other and parents just don’t understand, and I won’t stop jumping while I’m talking to you. SQUEEL!!